I'M SO HAPPY I FOUND YOU
ALWAYS READ THE SMALL PRINT, THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAIL
'I'M SO HAPPY I FOUND YOU! - I MEAN, I'M FUCKING RELIEVED THAT YOU WERE LEFT ON THE SHELF TOO... I GENUINELY THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE ALONE / ALONGSIDE A FUCK LOAD OF CATS.'
What appears to be a super loving card, actually comes with a cheeky little caveat! This letterpress card is printed in bright red and black on our FSC 350gsm pale pink card, accompanied by a white envelope.