ALWAYS READ THE SMALL PRINT, THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAIL

'THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH - You really shouldn't have bothered though... everything you do pisses me off.'

What appears to be a sincere note of gratitude, actually comes with a cheeky little caveat! This letterpress card is printed in bright red and black on our certified finest quality 350gsm pale pink card, accompanied by a white envelope.