ALWAYS READ THE SMALL PRINT, THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAIL

'WHAT UTTERLY WONDERFUL NEWS! - I mean it's not though is it... babies shit everywhere and you'll never sleep again.'

What appears to be a charming well-wisher, actually comes with a cheeky little caveat! This letterpress card is printed in bright red and black on our certified finest quality 350gsm pale pink card, accompanied by a white envelope.